If you’re anything like us, you like to make the most of the holiday season by using it as a chance to spice things up in the bedroom. And what better way to get as hot as mulled wine than with some sexy Christmas music.
The Christmas songs we all know and adore may have initially seemed innocent, but if you listen extra carefully, you might find they are much naughtier than you first realized. In the spirit of the gifting season, we have decided to share with you some of our favorite songs, which are bound to bring you some jiggy pudding... Take a look:
1. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Of course, a classic. If this song doesn’t make you want to wear nothing but a Santa hat, we don’t know what will... This will definitely be a favorite for all those on the naughty list year.
So, why not try strip teasing for your partner as this song plays? Make them your sexy Santa, we guarantee it will make you feel sexy and sultry.
2. All I Want For Christmas - Mariah Carey
We don’t know about you, but all WE want for Christmas is an orgasm (and maybe a couple of mince pies). There’s nothing quite like the feeling of belting out a bit of Mariah to get you in the mood.
Get ready to hit those high notes in this karaoke favorite and tell your lover exactly what you want this Christmas.
3. I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm - Ella Fitzgerald
All we need is a little jazz… and maybe some mulled wine… and a roaring fire… and a hot, sexy body to keep us warm this Christmas!
Ella celebrates the heat of passion to warm up those cold winter nights. Join her by cozying up to your partner, and by cozy we don’t just mean a cuddle.
4. Baby It’s Cold Outside – John Legend
You know what we find real sexy about John Legend’s remake of this classic song? Consent. There’s something wickedly sexy, yet festive about John Legend’s sultry vocals and the gentlemanly respect shown for a woman's body and choice that warms our souls and sets erotic tension ablaze.
Plus, we can’t help but wonder which lips John is calling ‘delicious’, so, maybe it’s time you find out for yourself...
5. Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter
It’s old Saint Nick himself who’s on the naughty list this year… or at least that’s what Clarence Carter suggests. But, before you jump to conclusions, no, it’s not that back door he’s referring to. However, his real connotations are just as saucy.
This naughty Santa makes sure to pay visits to all the good girls while the rest of the other guys are ‘out to play’. Naturally, he needs to slip in the back entrance. But who knows, maybe this Christmas classic’s connotations, real or not, will give you and your partner the boost to get kinky with role-play during the holidays... up to you.
6. I'll Be Your Santa, Baby - Rufus Thomas
We’re crowning Thomas’ funk classic the filthiest Christmas song on our list, and quite rightly so. What an accolade! How could we not, when the opening lyrics are:
“I'll slide down your chimney and bring you lots of joy. What I got for you, mama it ain't just a toy.”
You’ve certainly caught our attention Rufus, but just for the record - our toys ain’t just toys, and they certainly don’t need to be put to one side when you’re sliding down our chimney. Maybe this funky Christmas hit can inspire you and your partner to try some sex toys in the bedroom. Check out our award-winning vibrators and see how you can get started.
7. 8 Days Of Christmas - Destiny’s Child
“On the first day of Christmas, my baby gave to me”…. Quality T-I-M-E. Throw in some sensual lovin’ and we are yours!
This one’s for all the R&B fans looking for something a little more modern and upbeat.
Play this when you’re feeling sassy, or when you want to honor pleasure by spoiling your lover with some extra special gifts. After all, the P in pleasure stands for presents, or at least we think it should.
So, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? Well, we think we know what the answer is going to be after you’ve finished listening to these Christmas classics. It’s time for you to put that Christmas cheer to good use... After all, ‘Tis the season to be aroused.
And if these Christmas jingles aren’t enough to get you in the mood to rock around their Christmas tree, then why not add one of our Bluetooth vibrators to the mix to really jingle your bells until they tingle?